Deadly Slope

Real life snowboarding simulator:

Get on board and ride downhill.
Try to go as far as you can.(You wont get far)
Pick a skin.
Avoid hitting a street lamp on the night track.
Stay away from annoying mountain skiers.
Be aware of animals, they are not cute.
Dont get under the ratrack, it will kill you.
Robots are evil.
Skiers are annoying even in deep space.
Did you know you can ride down a dune?
Christmas trees are everywhere.
Palms are everywhere.
Boost your score.
Coins are awesome.
Penguins can do snowboarding too.
And zombies can.

This retro 8-bit inspired snowboarding arcade wont let you calm down.